So you wanna look COOL in front of your homboys, right?
Well.... you've come to the right place, because apparently basic human interaction isn't enough nowadays.
Keep in mind, looking cool is a involes A LOT of SWAG, more than any reasonable human being should possess.
So, what do I do?
1. Put on shades
First things first: sunglasses.
Doesn't matter if you're indoors, sitting in front of a computer. THE SHADES SHALL STAY ON.
2. Fire up a fat blunt
And start chiefing that shit! Just lean back while everyone admires you as the main character...
3. Say something EXTREMELY MLG
This is where things get serious. You'll wanna say something that'll noscope the entire friend group. BLAZE IT.
If nobody understands what you're saying, tell them they just got REKT. You've achieved maximum MLG.
4. Acquire unreasonable SWAG
This one speaks for itself.
And there you have it! The guide to becoming the coolest ass homeboy in the room.
Now put on those shades, yell "GET REKT!", and walk into the sunset like the good ol' days.
